Some people have got an itch!
They'd die for a fiver
anyhow!

That couple: now which is which?
Who's love and who's lover?
Pig or sow?

Some people are very rich.
They're lying in clover
beyond Slough.

Free canvases! Art is kitsch!
Don't try to be clever.
Where art thou?

Er, Houston, we got a hitch.
Profumo, Rod Laver,
the bomb row.

That man's a son-of-a-bitch!
Don't vote for that skiver
nor that cow!

Some people are on the pitch!
They think it's all over!
It is now!